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02/12/2007:"Oscar Wieners"

♫ I wish you were an Oscar Torrent leecher ♫ That is what I truly wish you'd be ♫ 'cause if you were an Oscar Torrent leecher ♫ Everyone would download fast like me...'cause Oscar Torrents have a way ♫ of messing with the MPAA ♫

Or, as the site owners put it:

"To all intellectual property landlords: we are aware that OscarTorrents might annoy you -- but contain your righteous indignation for a while, and think: we're only linking to torrents that already exist. Face it: your membrane has burst, and it wasn't us who burst it. Your precious bodily fluids are escaping.

You haven't beaten us, so why not join us? Think of a new business model that doesn't involve overpriced pieces of plastic and skanky cinemas hawking cheap carbohydrates while relying on $6/hr projectionists who can't keep a film in focus -- not to mention insulting your audiences by (to pick a few examples) surveilling us with nightvision glasses, searching bags, 30 minutes of commercials and bombarding us with ridiculous anti-piracy propaganda. Take a look at yourselves. Is it really any wonder we're winning?"