02/16/2007:"What Would A Ninja Do?"
Nothing. At least not until he consulted his What Would A Ninja Do Deluxe Spin Folder. One thing I love about the Internet is how it occasionally makes me realize I NEED something I didn't even know EXISTED the moment before. You know, like Corn Dog Air Freshener or Uncle Oinker's Gummy Bacon. They claim this page has their weirdest products, but I think that award might go to this page.