02/11/2007:"And Next You're Gonna Tell Me There's a Pill For Impotence"
Ever worry about life? Feel tense, restless, or fatigued? Ever been concerned about your weight, noticed signs of aging, or felt stress at work? Ever find activities you used to enjoy, like shopping, challenging? You may have Dysphoric Social Attention Consumption Deficit Anxiety Disorder (DSACDAD). Don't worry though, there's a solution. Try Havidol. For those times when more is not enough.