02/01/2007:"Hasbro Releases Do-It-Yourself Terror Kit"
Now you can paralyze entire cities for just 14.99! Really, when imaginary creatures called Mooninites can practically shut down an American city, is it maybe time we took a closer look at our fears? Or maybe it's legitimate. Mooninites with names Ignignokt who consider the Earth THEIR moon do say things like "The explosion shall be of extraordinary magnitude. Just hang on". See for yourself.