12/26/2006:"Best and Worst of the Best and Worst Lists, Part I"
Yes, it's that time again. Let us save you some misery by wading through the incredibly long list of year end lists for you. First up, our pick for worst worst list: PETA's Annual 'Worst-Dressed' List, where they seem to target Hollywood's most fleshless corpses for wearing corpse-less flesh, like their #2 target Ashley Olsen: "Wearing fur does add 20 pounds, but if Ashley wants to fill out her frame, we suggest using a fork instead." Our pick for worst Person of the Year List: Time Magazine. Why the hell did they pick YOU? I mean you're spending your time doing things like reading crappy blogs, for cryin' out loud. Our favourite celebrity-related list of 2006: BestWeekEver.tv's 10 Best Celebrity Body Parts of 2006, which includes entries like: "Nicole Richies spine. Its always a little weird when a celebrity is photographed and you can see their spine. Especially when theyre photographed from the front." Have to give it to Forbes for putting my current home town on America's 10 Smartest Cities list though. And if you're making a list of your own, here's Valleywag's Top Ten Rules for a Top Ten List. By the way, although she looks like she's looking at a crumpled up copy of our list, the kid at left is actually from our winner for most annoying acronym for a list, the W.A.T.C.H. (World Against Toys Causing Harm) 10 Worst Toys List.