12/20/2006:"Holy Prepuce Batman, Pornaments Are Ruining Christmas!"
Did you know that Jesus' Foreskin (for some reason I feel obligated to capitalize it...) may have been stolen by the Catholic church? Read more on Slate, and for background, see the Wikipedia entry for Holy Prepuce. (Sort of) related: a church group in Florida is protesting Spencer's Gifts for selling "pornaments" like the one pictured at left. "Thumpety thump thump, Look at Frosty go" indeed.