12/13/2006:"Any Port In A Storm"
Especially if it's a USB port. How could you consider your life complete without a USB-powered laptop-humping dog? And, it's only ¥998! I can't read Japanese, but as far as I can tell, this little puppy does nothing but hump your USB port. Hours of fun for the whole family! Well, maybe not, but I'm sure it would at least break up the monotony of board meetings faster than Buzzword Bingo though. See a movie of the little bugger in action here. And for a non-USB version, try Humphrey the Humping Dog