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12/19/2006:"What CAN'T You Stick In Your USB Port?" 
So many people asked me about the USB Humping Dog (by e-mail, why doesn't anybody comment around here?) that I went on a mad search for weird USB gizmos. If you think your new USB memory stick is cool, maybe you'd like a USB Pole Dancer. Or a George Foreman USB iGrill. After you make your burger, you can warm your buns, and later relax with your Super 10 function USB Vibrator.