10/21/2006:"Helping Old Ladies Across the Info Highway"
What could be more appropriate for a bunch of uniformed homophobes than to put them to work as a bunch of MPAA anti-piracy lackeys? Next, they'll be giving them brown shirts (oh wait, they already have them!), giving them a hip new name like Amerikanisch Jungvolk, and training them to report suspicious liberal behaviour to the Führer. This should all be about as effective as this vintage antipiracy video, Don't Copy That Floppy (YouTube link).