10/09/2006:"Are You A Tool?"
Or do you just dress like one? This Halloween, for a costume that's really the shit, why not dress up as a Poo Poo Platter? Or cock a snook as a Crock of Shit? Who knows, your wittiness might lead to a One Night Stand... Anybody got clever ideas for a costume? I'm guessing Kim Jong Il will be a big one this year.