04/29/2005:"We Repeat: Americans Still A Bit Jumpy After 9/11"
Hey America. Relax. Look, but don't be too obvious. There's a shadow following you.
I'd say when they're shutting down schools over thirty inch burritos, things are out of hand. Personally I'd be much more afraid of Bill O'Reilly's falafel than Michael Morrissey's burrito.