Host: I'm sorry, we don't serve Chinese people here.
Chinese Customer: It's okay, I don't eat 'em....
This Chinese restaurant menu needs some refinement (I think it's real, it's from this site).
It's a Wing-Wing situation:
I would've thought that no performer alive could top the Numa Numa Guy (Flash), but Wing sure gives him a run for his money. I missed the South Park episode featuring her, but thanks to the Internets, I can enjoy her genius via mp3 previews like "Dancing Queen" (228KB mp3). There's a South Park torrent here.
Since I'm doing such a fabulous job of neglecting the comic here at Echopraxia , when was the last time you Got Your War On?