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03/02/2005:"You want HOW MUCH for a gram of WHAT?"

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky: send one gram of your cremated remains into space for a mere $12,500 (I hope they pay more attention to their flight parameters than their sales pitch, there's a typo in the first paragraph).

Dollars to grams though, the way I feel living in the arctic midwest this time of year, ecstasy (Quicktime Movie Link) could be an alternative. But before you all run out to get some, better make sure it's the Drug You Need.