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01/04/2006:"As Long As They Don't Get Married..."

Seems the same U.S. government that gets up in arms about same-sex marriage had plans to make the enemy have gay love-ins. Gay love-ins with bad breath and gas, that is. The fart-bomb portion of the plans was apparently scrapped because "people in many areas of the world do not find faecal odour offensive, since they smell it on a regular basis". For more unrelated body function information, see 18 Tricks to Teach Your Body, courtesy MSN Health & Fitness.