01/01/2006:"Eerie New Government Spy Device"
A friend brought an eerie mind-reading device to a New Year's Eve party last night. It's a handheld, battery-powered version of twenty questions that does a disturbingly good job of guessing what you're thinking of, and within twenty questions. After it guessed especially peculiar things like "Do-Do Bird", we became convinced it's actually a two-way transmitter with human operators on the other end somewhere. Creepier than David Blaine!