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08/04/2005:"Sock the Monkey"

Why do sock monkeys have red butts? I don't know. However there's probably a sock monkey for just about every taste. For Fight Club fans, there's a Space Monkey; for the boytoy crowd, there's a Sailor Monkey; maybe you'd like a tiny little monkey? I did manage to find a little info on the evolution of sock monkeys, but they made no mention of red butts. Maybe sock monkey porn will give us the answer. Even if it doesn't, I think that'll be the name of my next band.