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01/07/2005:"Out with the Bad, in with the Good"

Some great quotes of 2004:

"I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a 'deserter.' What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants."
(Filmmaker Michael Moore)

"We used to say if a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a handgun."
"The election is closer than Lassie and Timmy"
"I know that you'd rather walk through a furnace in a gasoline suit than consider the possibility that John Kerry would lose Ohio."
"This race is hotter than a Times Square Rolex."
(Dan Rather)

Things I'd like to hear in 2005:
"There is peace in Iraq, and all over the world. We're dismantling the military and putting all that money into environmentally sound energy programs. Oh yeah...almost forgot: I'm turning over the presidency to the Dali Lama."
(George W. Bush)

"Yup Ian, you just banked another million. Better hurry though, or you'll miss that flight to Italy."
(My Accountant)

"Good morning darling."
(Isabella Rosellini, as I wake up in the morning)

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On Friday, January 7th, Terry Said:

Ian, where you might not hear anything like that this year, you might hear this, "Ian, we're finally on our way."