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Or: "I'd love to explore my heteroflexibility, but I'm on Guyatus."

Expand your vocabulary:

Social Class
Bobo: Bourgeois bohemian.
Fauxhemian: A middle class or wealthy person who affects a countercultural lifestyle.
Schmooseoisie: The class of people who make their living by talking.
Trustafarian: A jobless person who has access to money and who affects a laid back, bohemian lifestyle.

Sex and Relationships
Boreplay: the worst kind of foreplay, which rarely, if ever, leads to intercourse.
Foxymoron: Someone incredibly dumb but incredibly cute, who therefore simultaneously attracts and repels.
Guyatus: A hiatus from guys. (Thanks, but no thanks. I’m kind of on guyatus.)
Heteroflexible: A heterosexual person who is open to relationships with people of the same sex.
Mistleho: Someone who hangs around under the mistletoe, waiting to get kissed.
Mousewife: Male Housewife.
Smellibacy: A state of involuntary celibacy brought on by bad hygiene.

Miscellaneous
Crappuccino: A poorly made coffee beverage that cost upwards of four dollars.
E-mauling: Stalking someone via e-mail.
“He’s a lot of yabba dabba and not a lot of do.”
Used to refer to someone who is all talk and no action.

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