08/27/2006:"My Wet Stuff Is Coming"
In spite of the fact that "...the number of Americans killed by international terrorism since the late 1960s (which is when the State Department began counting) is about the same as the number of Americans killed over the same period by lightning, accident-causing deer, or severe allergic reaction to peanuts..." (see A False Sense of Insecurity? 98KB PDF By John Mueller), Americans are still freaking out about dying in a fiery mid-air explosion. Well, now your shampoo is safe. Beginning September 5, 2006, these people will handle your wet stuff for you!