Hmmmm. After a three-month "probe" bumfights.com is in trouble.
This raises three important questions:

1.) Why would you want fight with your "bum"? Whatever happened to good old-fashioned fists?
2.) Why did it take such a long probe? Must be a very big bum.
3.) Can American pop culture sink any lower?

Terry - Should we start a new page and enforce some standards, so I'll stop doing posts like this?

I know we agreed the *** bashing was like "shootin' fish in a barrel", but this was a real gem, as he was talking to elementary school kids on the big "Pledge Across America" day.

"There is an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, prob'ly in Tennessee, that says, 'Fool me once .....................[blank stare].............................. shame on .......................[confused lower-primate face]........................... shame on you ............................... it fooled me you can't get fooled again'......."

If you think I'm exaggerating the pauses, here's the audio: Real (35kb, should stream), or mp3 (330kb, download)

I'm still trying to get a video copy, if you run across it.

Hey. Watch your language. This is a family site.

Question - if you were going to live in America, would you rather be Black, Asian, of Arab or Pakistani descent, or White?

Intense Terry (See below), but I've already grieved a lot about this, and think we should all be on "High Alert" for the protection of our civil liberties, before we grieve them as well. Personally, a year later, I'm more irritated than anything, as I watch the idiotic exploration on the part of media companies who can't decide whether to advertise on "The Anniversary" or not. To revive the buzzwords from earlier this year, "If we don't advertise on September 11, they've already won..."

That's all I'm going say, I think, in response to the post below. I'm more fascinated by this evidence that the ENTIRE *** FAMILY is on crack, not just the brothers in office.

Once again, I must point out that you can take the Iraq Attaq poll here. Terry, I couldn't agree more about Carter. An honest man, a great man, largely unappreciated, presumably because of the "October Surprise." It's never bothered me that he's lusted in his heart, or that he sluts around.

And about that U.N. stuff. Hasn't the U.N. largely served to justify whatever the U.S. has chosen to do since the mid-forties? We always forget that there was a League of Nations. Do you think the U.S. would join an organization like the U.N. today if they didn't already essentially control it?

The other day someone was making fun of my Euro-trashy style of dress. I said it made me a much less likely target for terrorist acts. You are so right - time for the big cup of reality-flavoured coffee...

Speaking of a lack of reality....Only in the American legal system could two kids who had been abused and abandoned by adults their entire life have the possiblity of going to jail for life while their sexual abuser walks. The other bizarre thing about this case is the fact that by holding separate trials with a sealed verdict, the state (the prosecution) could have easily contradicted their own results and found both parties guilty of the same crime after having them testify against each other.

A sad day for popular music when the two biggest names on the American scene are two white guys that look and act like white supremacists from Northern Michigan.Yeah, Eminem will hit a guy with glasses, but Moby'll probably cryogenically freeze his head or something. Thank goodness Eminem's bodyguards are at least keeping the dog puppets at bay....

Why can't we all just get along? Aren't we all made of stars?