Dear Mr. O'Reilly,

I was a little perplexed awhile back when you took an adversarial stance with Michael Moore; I thought both of you were on the side of working stiffs like me. Clearly you're much more pro-big business and conservative than I had thought.

I was even more surprised recently to see your temples throbbing with rage as you addressed the fact that some lawyers may have been LYING. (September 18, 2002) Isn't that the very foundation of their occupation?

Sincerely,
Fred E. Flyovah
Ann Arbor, MI

PS as much as I question your integrity and intelligence, I still tune in EVERY night. Donahue's a pansy. How about a free T-Shirt, Signed Photo, or Coffee Mug?

Dear Mr. O'Reilly-

As both a recovering substance abuser and a resident of the state of Michigan, I found your typically ignorant and antagonistic attitude toward your guests of October 28 not only offensive, but informative. Informative regarding your intelligence, Mr. O'Reilly, which seems to be the only thing spinning in your "No Spin Zone". Spinning rapidly downward in a hopeless spiral.

Perhaps you'd rather all the money spent domestically to help people were instead spent on the wholesale deportation or unconstitutional imprisonment of anyone who isn't as white or wealthy as yourself?

Regards,
Fred E. Flyovah
Ann Arbor, MI

PS- We still haven't received our coffee mug or t-shirt either.